Not Quite The Code To Success
(A friend of mine comes in to buy something. I help her find it, check her out, and we make plans to meet up after my shift is over. We’re both 22-year-old brunette girls.)
Coworker: “Hey, I think there’s a guy on the phone for you. Did you just help a tall brunette girl?”
Me: “Yep, I’ll take the call.”
(I take the phone.)
Me: “Hello this is [My Name]. How can I help you?”
Caller: “Did you just help a girl find a book?”
Me: “Yes, it was a copy of the new Margaret Atwood book. Would you like a copy?”
Caller: “Is that like a code or something?”
Me: “Sorry?”
Caller: “Someone asks for that book and you go home with them?”
Me: “Sir, she just happened to be a friend of mine. We made plans to hang out later today. Can I help you find a book?”
Caller: “Oh, so is there a book code that means I can have a threesome with you two?”
Me: “Uh…”
Caller: “Wait, are you the one with big boobs or no boobs?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?