Not Quite Putting Your Best Foot Forward

| Romantic | May 8, 2014

(My boyfriend goes to bed quite early, while I tend to be more of a night person. I’m frequently in bed reading or on my computer for several hours after he’s already gone to sleep.)

Boyfriend: *groggily* “Was I asleep?”

Me: “Yep.”

Boyfriend: “Oh. Well, you’re pretty. All of you. Even your feeties.”

Me: “My what?”

Boyfriend: “Sexual feeties!” *with that, he rolls over and goes back to sleep*

(The next morning he asked me if he had really said ‘sexual feeties.’ For what it’s worth, he definitely does not have a foot fetish!)

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