Not Quite A Glass Act
(At the store where I work, when we bag bottles of nail polish, we put them in smaller bags, separate from other items. A customer has purchased some items, and forgoes the bag for her items.)
Me: “Here, please at least let me put the nail polish in a separate bag.”
Customer: “Oh, no, thank you.”
Me: “Are you sure? They are glass.”
Customer: “Don’t worry; I’ve handled a lot of glass items in this bag before.”
(The customer drops the nail polish, and it smashes on the floor. We just stare at it for a second, and then look at each other.)
Customer: “Well… that was good timing.”