Not Quite Getting To Beirut Of The Matter

, , , , , | Right | November 26, 2010

(An elderly man, his son, and a nurse stop by the hospital cafe. The man is looking at the soft drinks in the fridge.)

Man: “I want a lemonade!”

Me: “Are you allowed to have lemonade?” *to son* “Isn’t he diabetic?”

Son: “No, he’s Lebanese.”

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