Not Quite Feline The Climb

(My dad’s cat has been ‘playing’ with his plants, and my dad has just found out. He is shouting at the cat, while the cat is running away.)

Dad: “If you do that again, I’ll take you to the mountain and leave you there! Do you hear me? The MOUNTAIN!”

(Later that day, we are watching a movie filmed somewhere in South America on TV, and the cat is curled up next to us.)

Dad: “What amazing scenery. Look at this mountain!”

Cat: *jumps out of sofa and runs away*