Not Quite Feline It
(My boyfriend and I have just finished making love. We also just adopted a new cat and she’s very curious. As we’re cuddling post-coitus, the cat jumps on the bed.)
Boyfriend: “Wha!” *hand flies to his genitalia*
Me: “What’s wrong?”
Boyfriend: “I’m protecting the family jewels from the cat burglar!”
Question of the Week
What’s the kindest act you’ve ever experienced?