Not Quite Feline It

| Romantic | December 10, 2012

(My boyfriend and I have just finished making love. We also just adopted a new cat and she’s very curious. As we’re cuddling post-coitus, the cat jumps on the bed.)

Boyfriend: “Wha!” *hand flies to his genitalia*

Me: “What’s wrong?”

Boyfriend: “I’m protecting the family jewels from the cat burglar!”

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