Not Quite Feline It, Part 2

(My girlfriend and I are on the phone late at night, myself being a little sleep deprived.)

Me: “I love you.”

Girlfriend: “I love you too.”

Me: “You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.”

Girlfriend: “Aw, I—”

Me: “Like my intestines have been replaced with a bunch of little kittens.”

Girlfriend: “I… don’t know how I feel about that.”