Bathman
(My nephew is four years old. I bought him a Batman mask for Christmas, and he’s been wearing it and asking for things in a low, gravelly voice.)
Mom: “Alright, it’s bath time.”
Nephew: “Batman doesn’t like bath time.”
Mom: “Well, Batman stinks, so he’s getting in the tub.”
Nephew: “…Batman doesn’t like you.”
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