Not Om-Nominal
(Quite often, I like to pretend to eat my girlfriend, in a playful way. This time I pretended to nom her unexposed chest.)
Me: “Nomnomnomnom.”
Girlfriend: “Hey, don’t do that!”
Me: “Why not?”
Girlfriend: “I need those!”
Me: “What do need them for?”
Girlfriend: “To get jobs, and stuff.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
