Not Om-Nominal

| Portsmouth, England, UK | Romantic | February 18, 2012

(Quite often, I like to pretend to eat my girlfriend, in a playful way. This time I pretended to nom her unexposed chest.)

Me: “Nomnomnomnom.”

Girlfriend: “Hey, don’t do that!”

Me: “Why not?”

Girlfriend: “I need those!”

Me: “What do need them for?”

Girlfriend: “To get jobs, and stuff.”

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