Not Nuts About This Game

| Romantic | December 14, 2015

(I have been making a snack of dried fruit with pistachios, macadamias, and cashews. My husband loves teasing me and seeing the innuendo in things I say. He is trying to make me say the word ‘nuts.’)

Me: “Honey, can you please get me my container of snacks?”

Husband: “Your what?”

Me: “My container with the dried fruit in it.”

Husband: “What else does it have?”

Me: “Pistachios.”

Husband: “Which is?”

Me: “Currently shelled.”

Husband: “And belongs to which family?”

Me: “Trans fats.”

Husband: “You’re a butthole.”

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