Not Nuts About This Game
(I have been making a snack of dried fruit with pistachios, macadamias, and cashews. My husband loves teasing me and seeing the innuendo in things I say. He is trying to make me say the word ‘nuts.’)
Me: “Honey, can you please get me my container of snacks?”
Husband: “Your what?”
Me: “My container with the dried fruit in it.”
Husband: “What else does it have?”
Me: “Pistachios.”
Husband: “Which is?”
Me: “Currently shelled.”
Husband: “And belongs to which family?”
Me: “Trans fats.”
Husband: “You’re a butthole.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
