Not Much Meat In The Brain, Part 3
Customer: “Can I have a Meat Lovers pizza with no ham, beef, pork, sausage, or pepperoni?”
Me: “That’s a cheese pizza, ma’am.”
Customer: “No! I want a meat lovers pizza.”
Me: “With no meat? That’s a cheese pizza.”
The customer fumes.
Me: “Okay, one Meat Lovers pizza coming up.”
The great thing is that since she insisted, I just rang it up as Meat Lovers and removed the toppings, so she ended up paying $5 more for the pizza.
Related:
Not Much Meat In The Brain, Part 2
Not Much Meat In The Brain
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