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Not Much Meat In The Brain, Part 2

| Working | July 8, 2017

Coworker: “Hey, [My Name], what’s a veggie patty?”

Me: “Well… it’s like a burger patty, only made of vegetarian ingredients.”

Coworker: *blank stare, goes through door to kitchen* “Hey, [Manager], what’s a veggie patty?”

Manager: “It’s a vegetarian burger.”

Coworker: “So, like… a turkey burger?”

(At this point I walk back to rejoin the conversation.)

Me: “[Coworker], let’s think about what you just said. Turkey is a type of meat, so that means it’s NOT vegetarian, right?”

Coworker: “Well, I don’t know! How am I supposed to know that turkey isn’t vegetarian?!”

Me: *internally banging head against wall*

 

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