Not Making A Clean Break

(My boyfriend and I are cleaning our apartment, and being very thorough about it. I have cleaned the toilet while living here, but boyfriend has not. Today I’ve insisted that it is his turn. Note that it has been a while since it was last cleaned.)

Me: “The best thing is that, now that it is clean, we can just wipe it down once a week and it won’t get nasty again! As opposed to cleaning it once every three months and being stuck with a heavy duty cleaning!”

Boyfriend: *mutters* “At least then you only have to do it once every three months instead of every week…”