Not Just The Key To My Heart
Text/Chat/Email | Romantic | December 5, 2011
(I am talking online to my boyfriend.)
Me: “Do you still love me?”
Boyfriend: “It’s not like I have a choice.”
Me: “Why?”
Boyfriend: “You have half my heart.”
Me: “Aww!”
Boyfriend: “And the keys to my apartment.”
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