Not Just The Food That’s Cold

(In order to motivate my little nephews in to eating, sometimes my mom and I will pretend we’re going to eat their food. My three-year-old nephew is distracted by the television, so I decide to motivate him.)

Me: “If you don’t eat those chicken nuggets, then I’m going to do it!”

Nephew: *turns to look at me very seriously* “You’re going to get fat if you do.”

(I am speechless. My mom is laughing hysterically.)