Not Just Exercise To Get The Blood Pumping

(My dad and I work out together whenever I visit, but this time I can’t due to cramps.)

Dad: “[My Name], do you want to hit the gym?

Me: “I can’t work out at this time of the month. It’s my moon phase.”

Dad: *rolling eyes* “Why, do the phases of the moon affect you somehow?”

Me: “Dad? ‘Time of the month?'”

Dad: *realizing what I meant* “Ah, I don’t need to hear this!” *runs away with his fingers in his ears*