It’s Not Just A Cold Shoulder Anymore
Home, Massachusetts, Parents/Guardians, Rude & Risque, USA, Weather, Wordplay | Related | January 19, 2018
(We have been having record-breaking cold temperatures for the past few days. My mom is complaining, and then she drops this gem.)
Mom: “It’s so cold I could key somebody’s car with my nipples without even trying!”
Dad: “YOU DID WHAT WITH YOUR NIPPLES?”
