Not Just Any Warm Crunchy Bread, Mind You
Me: “So, what can I get you?”
Homeless Person: “I’m pretty hungry so I guess I’ll have…” *stares at the menu*
(Three minutes later:)
Me: “I’ll come ba–”
Homeless Person: “I want some toast!”
Me: “Okay, toast is all. I’ll be right back.”
Homeless Person: “Yeah, that’s what I want… French toast.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Homeless Person: “I want some French toast. How much does that cost?”
Me: “Sorry, sir, we don’t have French toast.”
Homeless Person: “Then what do you have?”
Me: “Um… toast?”
Homeless Person: “Toast? What’s that?”
*long pause*
Me: “Warm, crunchy bread, sir.”
Homeless Person: “Yeah, bring me some white, warm, crunchy bread!”
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