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Not In A Rush To Have Another One

| Romantic | October 17, 2014

(I’ve just had a baby the day before, and I’m about to take my first post-birthing shower.)

Me: “I’m hitting the showers. Yell in if the baby wakes up.”

Partner: “You need any help? I can scrub your back…”

Me: *stares at him a moment* “Was that really a come on? Right now? I am the least sexy person on the planet right now!”

Partner: *looks square at me and speaks deadly seriously* “You are not Rush Limbaugh.”

(I think I’ll keep him for more than making cute babies.)

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