Not Hungry For This Education

(I’m in a kinesiology class which is a general education requirement, which means none of the students are really interested in the class. We’re talking about nutrition.)

Professor: “How would you define a healthy diet?”

(No one volunteers, so she calls on a guy randomly.)

Student: “Uh… three meals a day? And… some fruit in there?”

Professor: *laughs* “Three meals a day and some fruit in there. Sounds good to me.”