Got A Cold Burn

(This morning, a coworker has brought in a large pot of coffee to share with everyone. It’s now afternoon, and the leftover coffee is no longer hot. Coworker #1 is complaining about the cold coffee.)

Coworker #2: “You could always make iced coffee.”

Coworker #1: “Like… with ice?”

Coworker #2: “Yes? What do you usually put in iced coffee?”

Coworker #1: “…bourbon?”