Em(Bra)cing The Chores

(I have just come home from the gym and stop into the computer room to talk to my husband. I’ve already removed my shirt and am wearing just my zip-front sports bra.)

Me: “I’m going to get out of these clothes and take a shower so you can wash them.”

Husband: “I don’t want to do laundry.”

Me: *gesturing at the zipper on my sports bra* “Want to unwrap my boobs?”

Husband: *zip* “That actually made me feel a little better.”