Not HARD To Guess What He’s Saying

| UK | Romantic | May 3, 2017

Boyfriend: “I’m filling up with blood.”

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “Warm, nutritious blood.”

Me: “OH, MY GOD! Are you in the hospital? Are you all right?”

Boyfriend: “Nope. My own warm, warm blood.”

Me: “…?”

Boyfriend: “It’s so hot.”

Me: “Oh, my god! Are you f*****g kidding me?”

Boyfriend: “So warm.”

Me: “Stop it! I thought you were dying!”

Boyfriend: “It’s filling up, in my crotch.”

Me: “Yeah, I got the hint. A**-hole!”

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