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Not Gonna Lie, That Sounds Amazing

, , , , , | Right | September 13, 2021

I work in a bakery that sells freshly baked pastries and handmade sandwiches. One of our more popular items is slices of pizza; we sell Margherita or pepperoni.

A woman and her two young children come to the counter.

Me: “Hi, what can I get you?”

Customer: “I’ll have [item #1], [item #2], and a macaroni, please.”

Me: “A what, sorry?”

Customer: “A macaroni pizza.”

Her kids are giggling now and I’m on the verge. 

Me: *Playfully* “A macaroni pizza?”

Customer: “A mac… Wait, what did I say?”

Now all four of us are giggling.

Customer: “Oh, God. A Margherita pizza, please! And two pepperonis?”

Me: “So, that’s one macaroni pizza and two pepperitas?”

Customer: “Yes, please!”

I was laughing so hard I could barely take her money. I think I’ll call them Macaroni Pizzas from now on.

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