Not Glue(ten)ed To Your Preferences

Customer: “I’d like to order a [burger], but I’m gluten intolerant, so sub the burger bun for a gluten-free one.”

I’ve got loads of food allergies myself so I don’t care if you want to sub a bunch of stuff.

Me: “No worries. And to drink?”

Customer: “[Beer].”

Me: “Ma’am… [Beer] is a wheat beer. Like… the kind of wheat that has gluten in it. The very source of gluten.”

Customer: “Oh, well, it’s never bothered me, so I’m sure it’s fine.”