Weird Conversation Wipe-Out

(We are lying in bed before going to sleep, talking about random weird stuff.)

Me: “Speaking of weird questions, do you fold or crumple toilet paper?”

Boyfriend: “Um… at home I fold it because it’s nice and soft but at work I use more and crumple it.”

Me: “Yeah, I suppose it depends on the paper. The one at work is that s***ty one-ply so it’s easier to crumple a bit more of it.”

Boyfriend: “Speaking of, you know how for girls it’s important to go front to back? Well, we guys have nothing in danger of infecting so we can wipe whichever way we want!”

Me: “Oh, my! I’ve never even thought about that. What freedom!”

Boyfriend: “Yeah!” *pause* “I guess this conversation means there will be no sexy times tonight?”

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