Not Getting Uniform Treatment

(Our classroom is right outside a boys bathroom. The girls bathroom is a few minutes away.)

Girl: “I need to use the bathroom, but I don’t feel like going all the way to the ladies room.”

(She marches into the boys bathroom, then we hear a high pitched scream.)

Classmate: “Was that [Girl]?”

(A boy runs out of the bathroom.)

Boy: “Sorry if my scream startled you. There was a GIRL in there!”