Not Getting A Piece Of That Action Tonight

(Last year I bought my wife a jigsaw puzzle version of our favourite photographs of us. This happened in our living room, amidst putting the puzzle together.)

Me: “Does this piece go here?”

Wife: “I don’t know. Check.”

(I fiddle around, jamming it in.)

Me: “Done!”

(After assembling the puzzle we realize that two pieces were kind of raised. The one described above, and another one. Both were located on our bodies)

Wife: “Try switching them, baby.”

(I switch them and tada! They fit.)

Me: “I guess it’s safe to say that I was inside of you.”

Wife: “Get out.”