Not. Funny.
(I am folding clothes when I am approached by an angry-looking customer. I turn to her, and she lowers her voice to almost a growl and narrows her voice.)
Customer: “I hate this store. I hate you because you work in it. I’m going to take it out on your family and kill them all.”
Me: *alarmed*
Customer: *glares
Me: “Is there anything…”
Customer: “HA! HA HA HA! FOOLED YOU! You should have SEEN your face! Got you!” *strolls off*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
