Not Exactly Dating A Stud-Muffin
(My partner has brought home a four-pack of muffins for breakfast. He fails to tell me that it was meant for more than just the two of us, so I eat two as he leaves for a moment.)
Partner: “You ate my muffin!”
Me: “I thought they were meant for just us, two muffins each!”
Partner: “You ate my muffin!”
Me: “Accidentally! “There will be other muffins!”
Partner: “But not THIS muffin! You ate my muffin!”
Me: “Come on. Our love is stronger than a muffin!”
Partner: “No, it’s not.”
Me: “So you’re saying food is more important to you than I am?”
Partner: “Yes. YOU ATE MY MUFFIN, AND NOW YOU MUST DIE!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?