Mother Is Always Right, Grandma Is Always Wrong
(My grandma is visiting my mom and me. My dad is changing the sink taps, and this comes into the conversation.)
Grandma: “Yeah, so he’s under the sink changing the taps. I can’t see his head, just his barrel chest and tiny a** and legs.”
Mom: “Yeah, and my son totally wanted to hear that.”
(Some conversation passes, then my grandma is walking out for a cigarette.)
Grandma: “I can’t decide if that’s a fart or s***.”
Me: “You’re just full of things I don’t want to hear today.”
Grandma: “Yeah, and my insides feel really bad.”
Me: “And it continues.”
Grandma: “And I really need to shave my legs. Actually probably the full on wax.”
Me: “Okay, now you’re just f***ing with me.”
Grandma: “No, I’m coitus-ing with you.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?