Not Exactly A Prints Charming
A customer has come in ten minutes before we close.
Customer: “I want [decent-sized print job]. I’ll need it done immediately.”
Me: “No can do, I’m afraid. We close in ten minutes, and I have several other jobs I need to complete tonight for collections first thing tomorrow. I can take the order now and have it done by tomorrow afternoon.”
Customer: “Well, that’s not a very good service.”
Me: “That’s your opinion. Unfortunately, it’s the only possible service.”
Customer: “But I’m in here all the time!”
Me: “Awesome! Me too! That’s still gonna be tomorrow afternoon. You now have nine minutes to decide.”
The customer grumbled, but accepted his fate.
