Not Everyone Had A Sleepless Night

(I am standing at the front desk at seven am, speaking to the desk manager, when a guest walks up.)

Guest: “Could I please have someone check out the toilet in my room — it has been running all night.”

Manager: “Ma’am, I am sorry about that but why didn’t you ask the night clerk?”

Guest: “Oh, he was sleeping so peacefully I didn’t want to disturb him.”