Not Even Toying With The Idea
(I am shopping with my five-year-old son at the time. We are passing the toy department.)
Son: *pointing at a toy* “Dad, what’s that?”
Me: *deadpan* “Something we are not buying.”
Another customer: “I have to remember that for when I am shopping with my daughter!”
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