Acting Like A Dust Devil
(I’m in my underwear, putting away freshly folded laundry. I accidentally back into a dusty room fan.)
Me: “Honey, did I get dust on my a**?”
(My husband enthusiastically pats my rear end.)
Me: “So, I did?”
Husband: *cheerfully* “Nope!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?