Not Even Remotely Listening

(My dad is calling up the local electronics store to see if a TV is in stock.)

My Dad: “Yes, I’m calling to see if you have the 46″ Samsung TV in stock?”

Employee: “Hang on…” *shouts off the phone* “…do we have any Sam-Sing things?”

My Dad: “No, it’s Samsung. The 46″ Samsung TV.”

Employee: “Oh, okay…” *shouts again* “Do we have the Samsung 36″ TV?”

My Dad: “Not 36″. 46″.”

Employee: “Okay…” *shouts again* “Do we have the 42″ Samsung?”

My Dad: “You know what, never mind…”