Not Even Remotely Close

| Related | May 29, 2012

(My mother has bad eyesight. My father is currently in the hospital. I am staying awake all night on phone watch in case they call.)

Mother: “I’m going to bed. Here, take the phone in case the hospital calls.”

(She holds out an object and without looking I take it. I then look at it after it feels somehow off.)

Me: “One question: What channel is the hospital going to call on? This is the TV remote!”

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