Not Even A Nugget Of Consideration
(A small grocery store near where I used to live sometimes sells bags of frozen chicken nuggets that are EXACTLY like [Fast Food Place]’s nuggets. They usually only get a small shipment in, and they sell fast; they only get four boxes, each with four bags of nuggets. A friend and I arrive early and manage to get some; my friend gets two and I get one. A bit later, as we continue shopping, we hear a woman asking the man who stocks the nuggets…)
Customer: “I need all the nuggets you have left!”
Stocker: “I have six bags left, ma’am.”
Customer: “Is that all you have? I have a lot of kids to feed! I wanted all of them!”
Stocker: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but these sell out very quickly. Do you want them or not?”
Customer: *frustrated* “Yes, I want them!”
(As we are passing her on the way to the checkout, she glares at us when she sees we have some of the nuggets in our cart.)
Customer: “I needed those nuggets! You people are just so greedy!”
Friend & Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Tell us about the most outrageous request a customer has ever made!