Not Even Half A Brain, Part 3

| Working | June 9, 2013

Me: “Hi, can I get 1/8 of the honey ham and 1/8 of the cheddar?”

Employee: “Is that, like, a half a pound?”

Me: “No, it’s 1/8… 0.125?”

(The employee eyes me like I’m nuts. They incorrectly put 1/4 pound on the scale.)

Employee: “Okay… that much?”

Me: “Half that.”

Employee: Really? Who would have thought it was that easy!”


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