Not Even Em-bra-rrassed

(I was taking my bra off and I pulled it through my shirt sleeves. My husband just watched me in amazement.)

Husband: “I wish I was a woman.”

(He paused, realizing what he said.)

Husband: “I mean… I want to take my bra off through my shirt.”

(I gave him a weird look.)

Husband: “I’m just going to stop now.”