Not Easily Em-bra-rassed, Part 2

(I’m visiting my parents for dinner and during a conversation I mention that I prefer to shower before bed.)

Dad: “Don’t you shower in the morning?”

Me: “There’s not much point. I work manual labour, so by the time I finish up I just need another shower anyway. Plus, I hate putting on a bra after a shower.”

Dad: “Oh. Well that makes sense. Your mother doesn’t put on a bra when she goes to bed either. And I like it when she doesn’t put on a br—”

Mum: “Okay, new discussion!”