Not Cut Out For This

, , , , , | Right | May 30, 2018

(It is evening shift in a pub, and in comes in a busy gent, around his 30s, constantly talking on the phone, and half-glancing at a match on TV. He orders beer, and fish and chips.)

Me: “Your fish and chips, sir!”

(He struggles with his phone, trying to fix it against his shoulder, and finally, obviously having trouble to balance it while also cutting the fish and eating, looks at me and goes:)

Guest: “Do I have to cut it myself, too?”

Me: *pause* “Yes.”

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