Not All Customers Provide Hard Knocks

(I’m taking a bathroom break in the customer bathroom, since the employee bathroom is being cleaned. There’s only one stall in the men’s room, which I’m currently occupying. I hear the bathroom door open, and seconds later an older man pushes the stall door so hard that the lock comes loose and the door swings open. He gets a full view of me with my pants around my ankles, then turns around and closes the door.)

Me: “How about knocking next time?”

Man: “I didn’t know you were in there!”

Me: “That’s what knocking is for.”

(The kicker? He later tried to report me to management for being rude to him. Thankfully, my boss is nice and politely told him to f*** off.)