Not Cool Daddy Cool

| Related | August 30, 2016

(I was an evil child when I was younger. I am around five years old and my uncle wants to be nice and takes me to Chuckie Cheese. However, as we’re standing in line, I am excited and spinning around, simply moving nonstop. I bump into a MASSIVE, extremely muscular man, who calmly turns a bit to look at who touched him.)

Me: *blood goes cold as I stare for half a second* “My daddy spanks me really hard!”

(For some reason I thought this will intimidate the large man, but instead the man looks up at my uncle with a death glare.)

Uncle: *put his hands up a bit with open palms* “I AIN’T HIS DADDY!”

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