Not Coming In, Period!

One of my workers calls in, already late for their shift.

Coworker: “I started my period on the bus.”

Me: “Okay? So, what time will you be in?”

Coworker: “I won’t. I just said I started my period on the bus.”

Me: “So go home and take care of yourself! What time will you be in?”

Coworker: “I am not spending another’s day bus money on today. I already spent it once. I’m not coming in.” *Click.*