Not A Capital Idea

(When it gets slow at my work, one of my coworkers likes to harass one of our managers, as she tends to have very obvious blond moments.)

Coworker: “Hey, what’s the capital of Mexico?”

Manager: “Well… it’s New Mexico! Wait! No…”

(Our manager thinks about this for a few seconds, before grinning.)

Manager: “That’s a trick question! Mexico’s not part of the United States, so it doesn’t have a capital!”

Me: “This is why we like you so much.”