Nirvana Has Been Axe’d

(I’m at the mall with two cousins, who are brother and sister.)

Cousin #1: *sniffs the air* “Smells like… teen spirit.”

(It is obvious that he is making a reference to the Nirvana song. His sister, however, doesn’t realize.)

Cousin #2: “What?”

Cousin #1: “You know! Nirvana! *points to me, as I’m wearing a Nirvana shirt*

Cousin #2: “Oh! I thought you were talking about the deodorant!”