Not Buying Red, But Certainly Seeing It

(I overhear this in a clothing store:)

Grown Woman: “DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOR THIS IS? RED! THE COLOR OF BLOOD! I HAVE THREE DAUGHTERS; I DEAL WITH ENOUGH BLOOD EVERY WEEK!” 

Daughter: “Mom, stop! You’re embarrassing us!”

Grown Woman: “Not now, dear. Mommy’s having a temper tantrum.”