Not Buying Red, But Certainly Seeing It
(I overhear this in a clothing store:)
Grown Woman: “DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOR THIS IS? RED! THE COLOR OF BLOOD! I HAVE THREE DAUGHTERS; I DEAL WITH ENOUGH BLOOD EVERY WEEK!”
Daughter: “Mom, stop! You’re embarrassing us!”
Grown Woman: “Not now, dear. Mommy’s having a temper tantrum.”
Question of the Week
Tell us about the most outrageous request a customer has ever made!