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Not Bowing To Beer Pressure

, , , , | Right | October 5, 2017

(A man and a little girl walk into our store. They come in all the time, so I recognize the man as the best friend of the little girl’s father, but this is the first time I’ve seen them in there without him. They seem a little clueless so I go to help.)

Me: “Is there anything I can do for you, sir?”

Customer: “Maybe. I don’t drink, so I can never remember brand names. Do you by any chance know what kind of beer we usually get when we come in here?”

Little Girl: “Don’t tell him! That way we can’t get it and my daddy won’t poison himself!”

(The man starts laughing and I’m trying to keep a straight face.)

Customer: “Fair enough. We’ll just take a case of the worst beer you have and a case of [Soda]. If he doesn’t like it, I’ll just tell him it’s the universe’s sign he should buy his own beer or quit drinking.”

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