Not Being Very Adult About It
(I work at an adult themed store. We close at 10 pm and I have just locked the doors. I have two friends waiting for me in the parking lot, and we start having a conversation. Before we know it, we have been standing around talking for two hours, when a guy in a truck pulls up and gets out of his car.)
Customer: *pulling on door* “Aw, are you guys closed?”
Me: “Yeah, we closed two hours ago.”
Customer: “Well, can you open real quick? I need to buy something.”
Me: “No, we closed two hours ago. If it was really important you would have come in earlier.”
Customer: “But it IS important! You should open and let me buy something!”
Me: “Dude, this is a P*RN store. It’s not life threatening, so, no I will not be opening. Buy your sexy-time things elsewhere.”
Customer: *slinks off embarrassed*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.